goosegoblin:

flyin-shark:

felixcloud6288:

flyin-shark:

I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks

Just don’t fly too close to the sun.

Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant

he understands the website your honour

an-eccentric-devil:

an-eccentric-devil:

I think more people need to learn the phrase “I don’t know enough about that to have a strong opinion” its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

brain-deadx0:

izzyliker:

izzyliker:

izzyliker:

izzyliker:

the twitter communists currently are getting mad because some random undergrads made an edible burrito tape bc they should instead be doing medical research

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i had to work hard to make sure the similarly corrosive take of “only few people in the world make their own food” also fit in the screenshot

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lest y’all think i was making up a conversation that wasn’t in the op the comments are all like this

btw the vaccine in question is a cancer treatment (ie. not a preventative/immunization) similar to another one already also used in the US and is currently undergoing clinical trials in the US.

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inthefallofasparrow:

fangirltothefullest:

apieters:

heritage-post:

im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:

bagel-rights-activist:

world-hostage-situations:

gaymoods:

dontcallmeashlynn:

grangerstarkid:

cumbercookiebatchs:

twink-servant-of-baphomet:

ithoughtthiswastwitterbutfr:

dazzling-rubabe:

benjamminandthemarmalades:

cheeseanonioncrisps:

dontwantthenextcommanderiwantyou:

nabyss:

itsliterallythis:

inifitywar:

siriusly-fuck-off:

hermiones-enchantment:

weestarmeggie17:

sebsticles:

brownirisandcurls:

dmzenog:

lilzodiac:

autumnneedstostop:

phlying-squirrel:

that-duck-in-paris:

that-artgirl:

dangerbooze:

dad-monster:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

theanimangagirl:

myfriendscallmemaury:

uberfaenatic:

starkinglyhandsome:

cloudyobsession:

yourlocalpsychopath:

randomthingieshere:

abbysrwk:

paradoxsocks:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

gallifreyanprincess:

merlinsbearditsthedoctor:

pizzaforpresident:

why are people even questioning obesity in america

why is your tea liquidised?

….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

[skeletons ooh-ing]

Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

#INTO THE HARBOR

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Englad doesn’t own anything

except that time we owned most of the world

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If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

HAH

BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

And this is why I love Tumblr

Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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I only see this on pinterest omg….

OMFG

@riverwriter

BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

“world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

this post is a wild ride from start to finish

I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

😂😂😂

Cold tea

Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

Cold coffee

I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

I don’t even know what to say…

i drink iced tea every day >:)

Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

@dazzling-rubabe

Behold concerned Brit

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World War Tea Situation

This post is a relic

Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

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Originally posted by artemisagapetos

date of origin: November 5th, 2013

The legend has crossed my dash.

Sometimes Brits forget that a massive portion of America has A LOT OF HEAT. There is no question if you live in the south you need cold drinks, and I know the weather is getting hotter over there too- maybe try the iced tea my good dudes.

Just until they hear about Europeans drinking warm beer.

tagomago:

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they should do emmys for gifs

sleepyowlwrites:

my toxic writer trait is I will talk about a really interesting premise and people will get excited for it and then I never write the story to go with it